The Kingdom of Talossa


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Talossan History

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Independence Day was 26 December 1979. Jimmy Carter was U.S. President, and under his leadership the USA was to suffer yet another foreign relations crisis. Distracted by the hostage crisis in Iran, Carter's State Department failed to notice the secession of a small but vital part of the State of Wisconsin. In a turn-of-the-century Tudor house on a tree-lined street near the campus of the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee, the independent Kingdom of Talossa had been born.

On that day after Christmas, the nation's founder Robert Ben Madison declared his second-floor bedroom to be an independent, sovereign country. Ben named his creation "The Kingdom of Talossa," from the Finnish word talossa, which means "inside the house." At 1900 hours, Madison placed a "Romanian train conductor's hat" (in reality, an antique Milwaukee fire department dress hat acquired for $3.00) on his head, and gave his first Speech to the Nation. At that moment, the founder was transformed into His Royal Majesty, King Robert I of the Kingdom of Talossa. The history of our country had begun.

From that moment forward, many have rallied to the Green and Red flag of Talossa. Early founding fathers include Gary Cone, Ian Metáiria, Danihel Laurieir, John Eiffler, Bob Murphy, Harry Wozniak, Dawn Scher, and Josh Macht. Jennifer Madison, the King's sister, bravely played a small but vital part in an early incident in Talossan history, known as the Cone Wars. We acknowledge the many contributions these founders made to the early history of our country.

In 1981, el glheþ Talossan (the Talossan Tongue) officially became the Language of the Kingdom. The next year saw the expansion of Talossa to include the grass, trees, and dirt of the city east of the Milwaukee river. Talossa was growing, and the U.S. government did not object. As the Founder's History Ár Päts: A Cheap History Of Talossa puts it, "the secession of the Confederacy after 1860 was met with force of arms; [however] the secession and expansion of Talossa has been ignored."

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Last modified: 06/04/12 08:11 PM