Maricopa welcomes you!
What with us bumped up against the gentle flow of the river
here in Maricopa, we boast of having the best climate in the Kingdom.
A visit to our fair province will convince you too: the weather is nicer
in Maricopa than anywhere else in Talossa. I mean, we don't want to make
the other provinces feel bad or anything, but hey, you can't argue with
Mother Nature, and she has blessed Maricopa. Except when it rains or snows
or something, but at least when it doesn't, we get some pretty good weather
here. You really should come see.
We are also the home of Talossa's own boys of summer, the Maricopa
Brewers. Maybe that's because our summertime weather is so nice.
Of course, I myself live down in Oklahoma, but hey, I hear there's sometimes nice weather in Maricopa, and if you can't trust the Governor-General of the place, who can you trust.
Sir Iustý Canun
Governadeir-Xheneral dal Provinš¨ Maricopa