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A poem by an unknown Talossan, writing under the pen name of "el Metrefiir Mac'hnd" ("the Naughty Poet").

Queglhs

Noi demandent voastra capitulaziun
imediad s ncondiziunl
l num dels ervuschls dn dels tavac'hsts
s dels bes-chols toct i plts!
Oh, s vlveu zemandar
come grlts snt voschtri citaxhins?
Underveu quaneux da lhor
povadru dschar aincin va basnt da vagh.
Bla bla bla, c'hor c'hor c'hor.
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SPLAT!


Bugs

We demand your
immediate and unconditional surrender
in the name of potted plants
and small animals everywhere!
Oh, and I wanted to ask
how large are your citizens?
I was wondering how many of them
I could fit into my bathtub.
Blah blah blah, whine whine whine.
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SQUISH!


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