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A poem by an unknown Talossan, writing under the pen name of "el Metrefiir Mac'hnd" ("the Naughty Poet").


Noi demandent voastra capitulaziun
imediad s ncondiziunl
l num dels ervuschls dn dels tavac'hsts
s dels bes-chols toct i plts!
Oh, s vlveu zemandar
come grlts snt voschtri citaxhins?
Underveu quaneux da lhor
povadru dschar aincin va basnt da vagh.
Bla bla bla, c'hor c'hor c'hor.


We demand your
immediate and unconditional surrender
in the name of potted plants
and small animals everywhere!
Oh, and I wanted to ask
how large are your citizens?
I was wondering how many of them
I could fit into my bathtub.
Blah blah blah, whine whine whine.

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